Mona Lisa

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.

A dream is a wish your heart makes ~ Sleeping Beauty

“I could hold you for a million years … to make you feel my love”

—   Unknown
cremeblush:

Kate Moss & Johnny Depp, circa 90’s.

cremeblush:

Kate Moss & Johnny Depp, circa 90’s.

(via yanpille)

splders:

hey youre cute im ugly opposites attract you have to date me sorry i dont make the rules

(Source: splders, via sniffing)

yungterra:

audize:

Who the hell is dale

pinball concert

give me yes or no

yungterra:

audize:

Who the hell is dale

pinball concert

give me yes or no

(Source: audidas, via collapsed)

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

image

(via orgasm)

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

(Source: chemkitt, via collapsed)

police officer:

you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest

me:

whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:

police officer:

haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook